Dating - too much choice?

Do you know what the problem with dating sites is? Too much choice! For the women! Not the men: the men could choose, but they don’t. And they don’t read profiles. Why should they? They will send an email anyway to every and each woman on the site, using one of their incredibly imaginative mass-mails that read like „Wow, honey, you are definitely the most attractive girl on this site.“ Or „OMG, so elegant, so sexy … be mine baby.“ Though it is unfair to say that men write to every woman. From above 43 kilograms of overweight, men become picky, overweight of the woman of course, since, bro be honest, a dozen or two kilos of extra-fat makes a man strong, manly, irresistible .

So, too much choice for the women. Can you remember the good old days, where you met your future spouse by accident in the bakery one day? What about choice in these times? Well, I do not have the stats, but I guess it isn’t totally wrong to assume that a woman going to the bakery every single workday over a couple of years, say 16, will meet a possible partner on the premises of the bakery - pavement in front of the shop included - on average every 2,3 years. Nearly 7 in 16 years. Come on, isn’t that enough, clearly more than you need, i.e. 1?

Now, how is it today? The woman enters the bakery/dating platform and in less than three milliseconds a total of 167 men populates the small shop. Some of them likely entered through the door, others sneaked through the back entrance, some smashed the roof light and roped down, and some even found a way to squeeze themselves up the sewage pipe. All right then: together in that cosy slightly crammed place smelling of fresh bread with a note of waste water, everybody starts reciting their especially composed ode of admiration for this one and only woman they choose to run after eight seconds before. When the yelling reaches a level that can cause permanent hearing loss, the baker calms down the crowd by throwing out three or four of the loudest guys and hands over a microphone to the woman, so that she can finally announce what kind of partner she is looking for. And it is not too unlikely that she will say something like the following: „Hey good morning everybody, I am so happy that you all visited my profile. My search is simple: I am looking for an experienced Dom, especially a sadistic Daddy-Dom.“